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Welcome to The Official Turbojugend Store

The official web store for the Turbojugend, the elite Turbonegro deathpunk sailors and sailorettes!‚Äč

Current coupon codes: 

ErectionB5G6 - Buy five kutten, get the sixth for free!
OMG, SO BIG! - Buy ten kutten, get two more for free!

PLEASE read the description on any item you are intending on ordering.  Kutte instructions and sizing are available when you click on the item's description. Any 'pre order' for any item explains when it SHOULD be shipping, but at times things do not run on schedule.  These will be updated should any postponement occur.


Unfortunate News

It is with sad news that I must write the first blog for the TJ shop. We have been struggling to keep quality up, despite increases in costs for us. At the end of 2015 I sent out an email that we were increasing costs at the end of 2016. We will need to do this. It sucks, I know. We do not want to do this, but the only way to continue at the current price is to order thousands of these from child labor using factories, in which I do not want to be a part of. The silver lining though. We will con