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Turbonegro

Turbonegro "Pin up" T

Something simple, you say? Well, here you are then! Just a simple take on this classic pin up poster,...

Razorbats - Suburban Warrior T

Razorbats - Suburban Warrior T

Just a nice little T to remind you of being a kid of the 70's and enjoying raw power and the taste for...

Nasties

Nasties "Discipline" CD

Churning out their brand of punk rock 'n' roll for nearly half a decade, Guelph, Ontario's The Nasties...

Razorbats

Razorbats "This High" Cassette

New material from Oslo's almighty RAZORBATS!!! Check out their continuation of reminding you of the great...

Turbonegro

Turbonegro "Dirty Dudes" T

We have been asked over and over to redo the old design of this, so here is our rendition. Keeping with...

Borracho 'Oculus' 12

Borracho 'Oculus' 12"

Borracho (noun) - a drunken tourist in Mexico. See also: Every tourist in Mexico. Washington D.C. based...

Turbonegro

Turbonegro "Hot For Nietzsche" T

New single out November 2015!!! It's been three years since we have been gifted with Sexual Harassment,...

Turbonegro 'Navy Anchor' T shirt

Turbonegro 'Navy Anchor' T shirt

Just off the US tour, and right before that, Tony hits me up with this rad new design. Currently we'll...

The Meatmen 'Pope On A Rope'

The Meatmen 'Pope On A Rope'

Reissue of the 1995 classic by the Meatmen. Tesco Vee recruits some new 'men and ups the dose to near...

Turbonegro 'Dog Face' Hooded Sweatshirt

Turbonegro 'Dog Face' Hooded Sweatshirt

Chris Shary designed this one... You may be familiar with Chris' work through Descendents... Yeah, it's...

Bitch Queens

Bitch Queens "

The Swiss rock n roll glammin jammin punked up have stepped it up to a new level. I have to admit, I...

The Supermen

The Supermen "Back With A Gangbang" LP

The Supermen , a St. Louis band who mixes superhero capes with sleaze-rock and a party viking attitude....

Razorbats

Razorbats "Camp Rock"

Oslo, Norway s Hard Rocking Razorbats return with their new anthem Kids of the 70 s . Evoking Alice Cooper,...

Turbojugend 'Tourist' T

Turbojugend 'Tourist' T

Gildan Soft Style, Black, Short Sleeved. You wanna show how much of a tourist you are for Deathpunk?...

Turbonegro Socks

Turbonegro Socks

EEKOE is a company that spawned forth from a load of misfits and ne'erdowells, and they wanted their...

Crude Caress

Crude Caress "Ruined Lands, Broken Nations" CD

Do you know Mark The Dark? You don't? Really? Crude Caress is Mark's old school hardcore band. Simple,...

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